Need a Laugh???......
Texas Fight
A Texas rancher & his wife were bickering while on vacation in France & were
hardly speaking after being seated in a fancy French resteraunt. When the waiter took their
order, the rancher said, "I'll have a big, thick porterhouse steak." The waiter replied,
"Monsieur, what about ze mad cow?" The rancher replied, "She'll have a salad."
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